You should make lemonade...thats what they say.  I am a bit perturbed at some of the service in this city as we lead up to the biggest sporting gathering in the world.

At least look like you actually want to be in the service industry. Lie if you have to.  You are not fooling anyone with your dull blank stare!

Another very disturbing thing is the tendency to touch for example slices of lemon with your hand.  never touch something thats more than likely going into someelses mouth, with your hands.  Dont do it.

Another point to note is that when the customer calls you out on your unhygenic behaviour, do not smile and say in all seriousness, "I touch everything with my hands"  Seriaas!

In hindsight  it all sounds so hilarious but this is a true story. 

Keep smiling sunshines and lets make lemonade!