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Pay someone to break up with your Boyfriend!
For less than the price of a TShirt, Bradley Laborman will break up with your boyfriend.
On his site, www.IDUMP4U.com, you can pay him $10 to let down your significant other via telephone. He customizes the calls, then posts the audio on the site for your listening pleasure / horrified wincing. (For example, you can listen to Bradley dump a guy named Clark for his girlfriend Britney, because Britney says Clark plays too much Farmville.) For a slightly higher fee, Brad will call off your engagement ($25) or inform your spouse that you'd like a divorce ($100).
Brad feels like he's doing a service. His philosophy: You probably don't want to be with somebody who'd break up with you via an Internet service anyway.
Cruel? Perhaps. But breakups are torture in general -- from the first time you realize you hate the sight of your ex's ironic T-shirts, to the moment you find one of them under the couch months after your angry breakup.
Let the healing begin ... or just pay someone else to.
- for more info check: www.lemondrop.com