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ROSES, FLUFFY BEARS AND “ROSES ARE RED” POEMS?

BURN!

FACT: we’re creatures of habit. It’s the very basis our society is built on. We have good habits like waking up in the morning and beating traffic to get to work and then get paid. That’s good. Then there are the bad habits, where you smoke and drink to “calm” one self and cope with the stresses of waking up in the morning and beating traffic to get to work to get paid. A vicious cycle that’s in the FIGURE 8!

It’s going to be Valentine’s Day soon and the marketing around it is RED, WHITE FLUFFY BEAR & A CUTSIE CARD THAT SINGS THE BARNEY SONG!

To me quite frankly, that’s BORING! Should be shot in the heart, burnt and the ashes, well blown to space where the particles will forever float aimlessly in the cold and unforgiving vacuum of space…

I went around and asked a few mates of mine if they know of any unconventional V-DAY cards and here are some of them below: ENJOY J

So to appeal to those who still me being ANTI-Valentine’s DAY is a big mistake and can only be corrected with me burning at the stake and me shouting “ I REPENT! I BELIEVE!” here’s a conclusion that will melt your heart J

Have a good Valentines Day and remember... Sure, it's a *crappy* Hallmark holiday and we've all had our fair shares of lonely, depressed, angry, V-Day's by ourselves playing Riven, or seeing a movie alone, or just drinking until we call the ex and beg to come over for one last mistake. But keep your chin up, the right person is out there for you, you will find happiness. Cause a life without love... is just life.

PS  -  check the gallery for the NOT SO CUTSIE BUT KILLER V-DAY CARDS :)