5. They have a type of jeans named after them

4. They only friends with us bigger folk in the summer because we provide shade

3. They always say that they wish they could be bigger like me...but I know on the inside they grateful for their body

2. The best looking clothes are always made for them...the rest of us have to contend with clothes that's been made from table cloths

1. They eat so much, yet they don't pick up weight...but I'll get my revenge when you hit 40!